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Operation: Dish soap

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I have been to the grocery store a few times now. As it is generally something that is avoided for as long as possible at home, I expect it to take numerous trips to actually get what I need while in China.

Dish soap has been on my grocery list for several days because although my bed gets made and the garbage is taken, every day, my cups are neither replaced or washed.  This is fine with me, but I would like to wash them.  So after about my third time to the grocery store I set out to find the dish soap. This may sound like a simple task but it requires some time, patience and  careful study of the pictures on the label.  My ability to read pictures is improving with my new found illiteracy. After passing the section of bottles of cleaners with toilets and bathtubs I get to the section of bottles with pictures of dishes.  I made sure to get a bottle with a picture of dishes and with hands on it, as I am hand washing my dishes.  The bottle I selected also has a picture of ginger on it, as it is ginger scented.  It seems to be the right product and my cups are clean again.  Mission completed.

This trip to the grocery store I also discovered the potato chip aisle.  Did you know Lay’s Potato Chips also come in the following flavors: Cucumber, Fried Prawn, Lobster Cheddar, Italian Tomato and Meat Sauce as well as Blueberry to name a few.

Traveling in a Group- (mad libs)

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Traveling in a group

1. adjective ___________

2. adjective ____________

3. verb _______________

4.verb______________

5. noun, thing ___________

6. noun, thing ____________

7. explicative ____________

8. name of language _______________

9. noun, thing _____________

10. noun, thing ___________

11.noun, thing ________________

12. adverb ________________

 

Mad libs

When traveling in a group it is good to maintain a ___________ (1) and

____________ (2) attitude.  Sometimes it is difficult to make decisions as a group

like where to eat and what to do.  Eventually everyone has to ____________  (3)

and will want to _____________ (4).  It is also important to remember, to use

caution, crossing the street as a group because you don’t want 6 people to be hit by a

______________  (5)or a ______________(6).  They might honk their horn and

call you a _____________  (7)but it doesn’t matter  because you don’t speak

_____________(8).

Going to the grocery store is also another adventure because some people want

_________  (9) while others want ____________ (10).  Finally you make it back

to your room with your ____________ (11)that you found at the grocery store and

you  are _____________ (12) relived to be back.

You are glad that you weren’t hit and happy that small children wave at you.